These are perfect questions for me today. I’m not in the mood for anything deep.
Which way does the toilet paper roll go? Over or under?
Over, for sure. Under is just wrong. I can’t even!
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Purple, of course.
You are comfortable doing nothing? For long stretches of time?
Yes. Better than I used to be.
Rather: Would you accept $5,000 to shave your head or die it bright lime green and continue your normal activities while not explaining the reason for your haircut or color?
I would rather shave my head for $5,000. I’ve always wanted to do it anyway. Hair is annoying.